5 times celebrities dissed Norfolk


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Published 27 Oct. 2017

Even celebrities have picked up on the healthy rivalry between us and our northerly neighbours.

‘Everybody’s second team is Norwich because they play such entertaining football.’ 

‘I’m used to having people point as I go by. Most shout, “Hey, look, it’s a Cosworth!” but in Norfolk they shout, “Hey, look, it’s a car!’ 

‘If you tell a girl you like her but she says, “I love you more like a brother”, suggest a weekend in Norfolk. Unless you’re from Norfolk, in which case it probably is your sister.’

'[Man tells joke about a parrot that cries whenever Norwich City loses]. When a friend asks what happens when Norwich win, the owner says: “I don’t know, I’ve only had it four years.’ 

‘Question Time, tonight we’re in Norwich. Let’s say hello to the audience. Look, men from magic picture box go speaky speaky.’